Portland: Weird Al Yankovic Spotted at Voodoo Doughnut

Portland: Weird Al Yankovic Spotted at Voodoo DoughnutPortland: Weird Al Yankovic Spotted at Voodoo Doughnut In a bizarre twist, music legend and comedic genius “Weird Al” Yankovic has been spotted at the iconic Voodoo Doughnut in Portland, Oregon. Witnesses reported seeing the curly-haired star indulging in a decadent assortment of pastries, including the “Pecan Pie Doughnut” and the “Cock-n-Ball Torture Doughnut.” Sources say Yankovic appeared unperturbed by the suggestive names, quipping to fellow patrons, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?” An employee at Voodoo Doughnut confirmed the sighting, stating, “We were surprised but thrilled to have Weird Al grace our establishment. He’s a legend, after all!” Speculation is rife as to what brings Yankovic to the Rose City. Some believe he is working on a new music video that will feature Portland’s quirky charm. Others speculate that he is simply on a food pilgrimage to sample the city’s renowned culinary offerings. Whatever the reason, Yankovic’s presence in Portland has sparked a wave of excitement among fans. The multi-platinum-selling artist is known for his offbeat humor and catchy parodies, which have entertained generations of listeners. Social media has erupted with posts and comments from fans who are eager to catch a glimpse of their idol. One user exclaimed, “I can’t believe Weird Al is in Portland! I hope he performs ‘Eat It’ at Voodoo Doughnut!” Another fan tweeted, “Portland has reached peak weirdness with the arrival of Weird Al. It’s the most glorious day ever!” While Yankovic’s itinerary remains a mystery, one thing is for certain: his visit to Portland has injected a dose of absurdity and fun into the city’s already vibrant atmosphere. As the “King of Parody” continues his culinary adventures, Portlanders can’t help but wonder what other zany surprises he has in store.