Denver Mayor Declares Snowball Fights Illegal After Record-Breaking Storm

Denver’s Mayor Bans Snowball Fights Amidst Record-Breaking StormDenver’s Mayor Bans Snowball Fights Amidst Record-Breaking Storm In an unprecedented move, Denver Mayor Michael Hancock has declared snowball fights illegal within city limits, citing the need to prevent further injuries and damage following a record-breaking snowstorm. The storm, which dumped several feet of snow on the city, has created treacherous conditions on streets, sidewalks, and rooftops. The weight of the snow has also caused numerous trees and power lines to collapse. “The safety of our residents is our top priority,” Mayor Hancock said in a statement. “After consulting with city officials and emergency responders, we have determined that snowball fights pose an unacceptable risk to public health and safety.” According to the Mayor’s office, snowball fights can result in serious injuries due to slippery surfaces and the potential for projectiles to strike unsuspecting individuals. The city has also experienced an increase in property damage caused by snowballs hitting windows and vehicles. The ban on snowball fights will be enforced by the Denver Police Department, which will issue citations to anyone caught violating the ordinance. The fine for violating the ban is $100. The ban has been met with mixed reactions from Denver residents. Some support the move, arguing that it is necessary to prevent accidents and injuries. Others, however, are disappointed that they will not be able to engage in a traditional winter activity. “I understand the safety concerns, but it’s a bummer that we can’t have a little fun in the snow,” said Jeremy, a Denver resident. “I always loved having snowball fights when I was a kid.” The ban is expected to remain in effect until the city has cleared the snow and ice from its streets and sidewalks. It is unclear when that will happen, as the storm has left behind a massive amount of snow that is still being removed. In the meantime, Denver residents are advised to find alternative ways to enjoy the winter weather, such as sledding, skiing, or snowshoeing. They are also reminded to be cautious of slippery conditions and to avoid throwing snowballs at other people or property.