Toledo’s ‘Chicken Parliament’ Adopts Beak Mask Ordinance

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Toledo’s ‘Chicken Parliament’ Adopts Beak Mask OrdinanceToledo’s ‘Chicken Parliament’ Adopts Beak Mask Ordinance In a bizarre twist of events, the City Council of Toledo, Ohio, known affectionately as the “Chicken Parliament,” has unanimously adopted an ordinance requiring all chickens within city limits to wear masks over their beaks. The ordinance, dubbed the “Avian Anti-Plague Protection Act,” was proposed by Councilman Peter Ujvagi, who cited concerns about the potential spread of avian influenza, commonly known as bird flu. “We have a responsibility to protect our feathered friends and our citizens,” said Ujvagi. “This ordinance is a proactive measure to prevent the spread of a potentially deadly virus.” The ordinance requires all chickens to wear masks that cover their beaks and nostrils. The masks must be made of breathable materials such as poultry netting or chicken wire. Chickens are exempt from wearing masks while eating or drinking. Owners who fail to comply with the ordinance could face fines of up to $250. However, the ordinance includes a “common sense” clause that allows for exemptions in certain circumstances, such as when a chicken is in a closed coop or experiencing difficulty breathing. The ordinance has sparked mixed reactions from the public. Some residents support the measure, citing the potential health risks associated with avian influenza. Others have criticized the ordinance as being impractical and even cruel. “Chickens can’t breathe properly through masks,” said animal welfare activist Emily Carter. “This ordinance is a serious threat to their well-being.” Despite the controversy, the “Chicken Parliament” has stood firm in its decision. Officials have noted that the ordinance is temporary and will be lifted once the threat of avian influenza has subsided. In the meantime, chicken owners in Toledo are advised to comply with the ordinance to avoid potential fines and to protect their feathered companions.

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