Boise Buzz: Elusive Yeti Spotted in Downtown Park

Boise Buzz: Elusive Yeti Spotted in Downtown ParkBoise Buzz: Elusive Yeti Spotted in Downtown Park Downtown Boise residents were in for a surprise this morning, as an elusive yeti was reportedly spotted roaming through Capitol Park. Multiple witnesses claim to have seen the mythical creature, sending shockwaves through the city. “I was walking my dog near the Idaho Statehouse when I saw something move out of the corner of my eye,” said John Smith, a park frequenter. “It was large and white, with shaggy fur and a distinct foul odor.” Another witness, Mary Johnson, described the creature as being “about 8 feet tall and incredibly strong.” “I saw it lift a heavy bench with ease and toss it into the duck pond,” Johnson said. “It was terrifying, but also strangely fascinating.” The reports have prompted the Boise Police Department to launch an investigation. They have set up a command post in the park and are using drones and search dogs to try to locate the creature. City officials have urged residents to stay calm and avoid the park until the yeti is apprehended. They have also warned that the creature is known to be dangerous and unpredictable. “We are taking these reports very seriously,” said Boise Mayor Lauren McLean. “The safety of our citizens is our top priority.” However, some skeptics question the veracity of the sightings. They argue that the yeti is a legend and that the witnesses may have been mistaken or under the influence. “I’ve been a park ranger for over 20 years,” said Bob Jones. “I’ve never seen anything that could be mistaken for a yeti. It’s just not realistic.” Despite the skepticism, the yeti sightings have become the talk of the town. Locals are speculating about the creature’s origins and whether it could be a threat to the community. As the investigation continues, the Boise Buzz remains on edge, wondering if the elusive yeti is still lurking in the shadows of Downtown Park.