Albuquerque: Mystery Solved! Giant Burrito Spotted Floating Over City

Albuquerque: Mystery Solved! Giant Burrito Spotted Floating Over CityAlbuquerque: Mystery Solved! Giant Burrito Spotted Floating Over City Albuquerque residents were left scratching their heads on Tuesday as a colossal burrito, estimated to be the size of a school bus, was spotted hovering in the sky above the city. According to eyewitnesses, the burrito appeared out of nowhere, its massive tortilla and savory fillings glowing an ethereal green. It seemed to defy gravity, floating effortlessly through the air as if suspended by an invisible force. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said one resident, Sarah Jones. “It was like something out of a cartoon, except ten times the size.” Speculation ran rampant as the city buzzed with amazement. Some suggested it was a prank gone awry, while others whispered of extraterrestrial origins. However, the mystery was finally solved when a local meteorologist, Dr. Emily Carter, came to the rescue. “Based on the prevailing wind patterns and the burrito’s trajectory,” Dr. Carter explained, “it appears to be a result of a rare atmospheric phenomenon known as an ‘anabatic wind.’ When warm air rises over a heated surface, it can create an upward draft strong enough to lift objects into the air.” Apparently, an earlier heat wave had created the perfect conditions for this to occur. The burrito, which had likely been left out in the sun, had absorbed heat and become buoyant enough to soar through the sky. As the sun began to set, the burrito gradually lost altitude and eventually landed gently in a city park. Residents erupted in laughter and took turns posing for photos with the newly grounded leviathan. “It’s a day we’ll never forget,” said Mayor Tim Keller. “Albuquerque has always been known as the ‘Burrito Capital of the World,’ but now we can truly claim to have the ‘World’s Biggest Floating Burrito.'” The giant burrito has since become a local landmark, attracting tourists and burrito enthusiasts alike. And while its origins may have been a mystery, its legacy will undoubtedly live on as a testament to the quirky and unforgettable spirit of Albuquerque.